Perhaps some of you Freepers could recommend a solution to this rather embarrassing problem
1 posted on
11/17/2011 4:33:34 PM PST by
Zakeet
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To: Zakeet
Take a paper bag, use the paper bag, mail the paper bag to Romney.
2 posted on
11/17/2011 4:35:42 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Zakeet
3 posted on
11/17/2011 4:35:51 PM PST by
stubernx98
(cranky, but reasonable)
To: Zakeet
4 posted on
11/17/2011 4:36:27 PM PST by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: Zakeet
Naval commanders blamed the problems on inappropriate objects such as clothes or feminine hygiene products being flushed down the heads. Who would have guessed.
5 posted on
11/17/2011 4:37:48 PM PST by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: Zakeet
“feminine hygiene products being flushed”
Remove the women and problem solved?
6 posted on
11/17/2011 4:37:53 PM PST by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
Day 48 Of The FReepathon
Do You Know Why?
There are loyal posters that donate every FReepathon. Some donate several times during every 'thon. But others never donate. Why?
1 My enemies haven't been zotted.
2 The owner doesn't support my candidate.
3 FR won't "upgrade" to "Like" buttons and blinky crap.
4 Someone else will donate.
5 My friend was zotted.
6 I lost my job and have no income.
Only one of those is a legitimate reason.
Support It Or Lose It
7 posted on
11/17/2011 4:40:25 PM PST by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: Zakeet
Given the ships name, how is it that they did not expect feminine hygiene products?
9 posted on
11/17/2011 4:41:48 PM PST by
70times7
(Serving Free Republics' warped and obscure humor needs since 1999!)
To: Zakeet
Bite the bullet and buy a $10,000 tool!
10 posted on
11/17/2011 4:42:16 PM PST by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Zakeet
Sailors have been forced into increasingly desperate measures to relieve themselves. Now they'll understand what the OWS protesters are going through. /S
More seriously, it's hard to understand how this could be overlooked and neglected for as long as a full voyage, and nearly inconceivable that it could go on for multiple voyages. The sophistication of plumbing is nothing compared to the sophistication of so many other systems on the ship.
To: Zakeet
All I can say is,”all hands aboard!”
Everything else, overboard!
13 posted on
11/17/2011 4:43:16 PM PST by
Jonty30
To: Zakeet
They can’t find a side to go over?
14 posted on
11/17/2011 4:43:18 PM PST by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: Zakeet
15 posted on
11/17/2011 4:43:46 PM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
To: Zakeet
I heard that the entire ship had been supplied with toilet paper that had Barry’s face on every sheet. The sailors enjoyed using it SO much, that the ship’s sewage system was overwhelmed. It’s just a rumor...
18 posted on
11/17/2011 4:44:25 PM PST by
thatdewd
(I'm tired of watching stupid people do stupid things stupidly.)
To: Zakeet
Probably has “green” Al Gore toilets that pretend to flush with not enough water.
20 posted on
11/17/2011 4:50:33 PM PST by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Zakeet
That’s not what the poop deck is for?
22 posted on
11/17/2011 4:51:41 PM PST by
beelzepug
("Blind obedience to arbitrary rules is a sign of mental illness")
To: Zakeet
All male Navy?
That worked for quite a while.
23 posted on
11/17/2011 4:53:33 PM PST by
RinaseaofDs
(Does beheading qualify as 'breaking my back', in the Jeffersonian sense of the expression?)
To: Zakeet
Is it possible this could be a form of intentional sabotage?
26 posted on
11/17/2011 5:00:18 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: Zakeet
28 posted on
11/17/2011 5:02:32 PM PST by
353FMG
To: Zakeet
Naval commanders blamed the problems on inappropriate objects such as clothes or feminine hygiene products being flushed down the heads.
So, how long will it be before the "diverse community" on board our warships have the opportunity to flush diapers.
29 posted on
11/17/2011 5:03:44 PM PST by
RobinOfKingston
(The instinct toward liberalism is located in the part of the brain called the rectal lobe.)
To: Zakeet
Gonna hat myself, uh.......Bush’s fault?
32 posted on
11/17/2011 5:05:17 PM PST by
wizr
(If God isn't on your side, who is?)
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