Mine got attacked early on in the debate but oh well. I assumed from your screenname that you are man. Is that a correct assumption? Your admission that it is a joke made me wonder.
I stole that actual name from someone on the old AR15 mailing list, but an old friend and I used to joke around over post-shift beers about building a N Georgia video poker and moonshine empire, and becoming a Trailerpark Kingpin.
Personally, I am about as upper-middle-class private-school country-club white-bread as it gets. I'm apparently somewhat handicapped by my lack of "real-world" public school "socialization."