1 posted on
11/16/2011 4:51:59 PM PST by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
Cocaine and Larry Sinclair.
2 posted on
11/16/2011 4:54:14 PM PST by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: Kaslin
Where’s my bitch Reggie Love ?
3 posted on
11/16/2011 4:58:06 PM PST by
Popman
(Obama is God's curse upon the land....)
To: Kaslin
1. Allahu akbar
2. America sucks
To: Kaslin
“Why is there a fat Wookie in my bed?”
5 posted on
11/16/2011 4:59:21 PM PST by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Kaslin
Well, the first thing I do in the morning is go to the throne room and do some “recycling.”
To: Kaslin
“What in the hell is that thing still doing in my bed... shoot me, please somebody, please shoot me.”
Well, that’s what I might say, if I was him.
When Michelle comes to bed drunk, does she scream, “GET OUTA MY BED WHITE BOY”?
9 posted on
11/16/2011 5:00:10 PM PST by
Gator113
(~Just livin' life, my way~.. Newt/West 2012.“I’ve got a lot swirling around in my head.”)
To: Kaslin
” How can I fool them today?”
13 posted on
11/16/2011 5:08:34 PM PST by
jmcenanly
(Things will be better in 2013)
To: Kaslin
“MOOOOOOOSSSEEE, you hide my damn prayer rug again?”
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15 posted on
11/16/2011 5:21:13 PM PST by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: Kaslin
Where’s the mirror!
(and then) Where’s Larry Sinclair?
16 posted on
11/16/2011 5:25:58 PM PST by
laweeks
To: Kaslin
What's the first thing Obama thinks every morning? (No, not fundraising) To the extent that "fundraising" is figuring out how to raise taxes, yes he thinks about it all the time.
Other than that, he's occupied with how to get around that pesky separation of powers thing so he can just assume full power. And maybe how he can infiltrate the military with enough anti-Americans so he can complete the coup.
Yup, thinks about it morning, noon, and night.
17 posted on
11/16/2011 5:27:39 PM PST by
PapaNew
To: Kaslin
“One day I want to be president.”
“Which social security number will I use today?”
“Where can I get me some good male lovin’?”
“I’m 50 and the husband, why can’t I eat what I want?”
“I hope it doesn’t rain today, I want to get a full 18 holes in.”
18 posted on
11/16/2011 5:31:04 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: Kaslin
The first thought every morning is “a dictatorship would be so much easier, then I could simply shoot those damn Republicans”. Anyone want to bet on this?
19 posted on
11/16/2011 5:31:10 PM PST by
W. W. SMITH
(Obama is an instrument of enslavement)
To: Kaslin
Getting the direction to mecca right.
23 posted on
11/16/2011 6:00:00 PM PST by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
To: Kaslin
How to outsmart the snooping Secret Service.
24 posted on
11/16/2011 6:04:05 PM PST by
Eye of Unk
(E-Cat is the future, unless we want to live in the past.)
To: Kaslin
I bet Obama brought along his own toilet with a counter Coriolis effect device in it.
25 posted on
11/16/2011 6:05:25 PM PST by
Eye of Unk
(E-Cat is the future, unless we want to live in the past.)
To: Kaslin
Now where did I hide that prayer mat?
26 posted on
11/16/2011 8:10:48 PM PST by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Go Steelers (what's the baseball team called again?))
To: Kaslin
27 posted on
11/16/2011 8:14:21 PM PST by
GlockThe Vote
(The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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