I moved to rural Kentucky a few months ago after living in Seattle for several decades. I hear gunfire all the time. Other than the very rare bullet whizzing by my head it is a refreshing reminder that I am in a place where men are still free.
Well, that and being able to burn all my garbage.
If all you were after was the shooting and burning all you needed to do was move 100 miles east across the Cascades.
Funny thing is, I grew up in Kentucky, and lived there a total of 20 years, and never once had a bullet "whiz past my head" except at Ft. Knox, on the fire and maneuver course. Are you exaggerating for effect, newbie, or just full of crap?
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