[wideawake]

Let me guess. They also produced Dr. Zuckerman's best buddy from college who remembers Dr. Zuckerman talking about what he heard.

And then, for the coup de grace, they also produced the college buddy's wife's hairdresser - who distinctly remembers the college wife's buddy telling her about what her husband's friend's girlfriend had said about Herman Cain.

[dfwgator]

Next they produced “Simone” from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

“My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Herman hit on this girl at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

[IMR 4350]

But the hairdresser has since learned to speak English, so she's double super credible.