Maybe I'll go squander most of it at the local Injun casino....
I get paid on the 4th Wednesday, is that the day before Thanksgiving?
I used to squander my money on wine, women and song. Now that I'm older I don't drink wine at all, I've been happily married to the same woman since I was a baby and am happy with that arrangement and I can't sing worth a hoot.
I still find uses for my S.S. check though, so all you youngsters out there, keep on working, I'm a greedy old bast*rd.