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To: Ripliancum
The laws of mathematics suggest that Newt Gingrich is currently having a secret affair with a 30 year old woman.

His first wife is currently 75.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his second wife, who is currently 60.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his third wife, who is currently 45.

Therefore, the laws of mathematics suggest that he is currently having a secret affair with a woman who is 30 years old.

123 posted on 11/14/2011 8:18:43 AM PST by grundle
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To: grundle

lol, not this time. Callista has some VERY expensive taste. I don’t think Newt can afford to mess around on her. If he did, she’d take him to the cleaners and never look back.


125 posted on 11/14/2011 1:09:48 PM PST by parksstp (Articulate Conservatives look for Converts. RINO's look for Democrat Heretics.)
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