Dear Christine:
We hate your phony accent. Please go back behind the scenes and twiddle some knobs in the control booth, and let a regular American do the talking and insulting.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed,
Every last American man, woman and child and millions of dogs and cats.
ROFLMAO!!!
Yes, millions of cats and dogs would be soooo relieved!
Love your letter!
I am not on today, got a ton of things to do before church....
But I had to chuckle at THAT one.