My Favorite Greenfail stories:
1. The environmentalists squawked Mightily at the building of the Alaska Pipeline years ago. They claimed that the pipeline would interrupt caribou migrations. In the ensuing years it was discovered that the caribou LOVE the heaters that are set up along the pipeline to keep the oil flowing. They find these spots ideal for making whoopie, thus MORE CARIBOU! LOL!
2. The beloved manatees of Florida were suffering terribly during the last couple of freezing winters. Over 500 of them died from the cold...until some enterprising manatee discovered that the effluvia from a NUCLEAR POWER PLANT warmed the water near the outflow pipe just enough to ensure the manatees’ survival, as long as they clustered themselves near the pipe and stayed near till the seasons changed. (This is one of my favorite stories, as it involves FOUR sacred cows of environmentalism..Manatees, Nuclear Power, Global “Warming”, and “Rising Ocean Temperatures”)
3. Story number three is ongoing. It seems as though “Wind Farms” are killing MASSIVE numbers of migratory birds. Unforeseen! Unexpected!
4. And now we have this Electric car Charging Debacle.
5. One final word: “Solyndra”.
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