When I visited the command post of a flight of Minuteman II missile siloes in South Dakota, just north of the Badlands, they had a picture of a Dominoes pizza box painted on the blast door. It said "we deliver anywhere in the world in thirty minutes or less, and if not satisfied, you get a second one free."
I know Herman was Godfather's but I bet he would laugh heartily at the sentiment. That's why I like him. Liberals would crap their drawers.