[momtothree]

“Is there anything worse than an old man being provocative this early in the morning?”

YES... there is. Are you wandering around the yard again with your bathrobe open?! You promised me you would STOP doing this and waving to the neighbors on their way to work!!! LOL!

[Graybeard58]

I do occasionally button up my shirt wrong but my wife usually checks me before I leave the house. Sometimes I do it intentionally, just to see if she's paying attention. We've been married since we were children and I still snuggle up to her on her side of the bed, on cold nights.

(I have too, that's where all the covers are)

Did you hear about the couple who had been married for 70 years? They were sitting in their rockers one evening and he turned to her and said, "I'm so proud of you dear". She turned to him and said, "That's OK, I'm tired of you too".