Three ladies escape from a female prison, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They are running through the woods with the search party hot on their trail, when the woods end and they come across a field with an old barn. Knowing the searchers are just minutes behind them, they figure their only option is to try to hide in the barn, so they go inside, and hop into some old burlap sacks they find in the corner.
When the search party arrives, they bust into the barn, but it looks empty, so they figure the escapees must have kept running past it. Just as they’re about to leave, the Sheriff notices the sacks in the corner, and tells a deputy to go over and check them out.
The deputy goes up to the first sack, where the brunette is hiding, and gives it a kick. Thinking quickly, the brunette says “Meow”, and the deputy tells the Sheriff, “Ain’t nothing but a cat in this sack”
Then, the deputy kicks the sack that the redhead is hiding in, and she takes a cue from the brunette and says “Woof woof!”, so they deputy says “Just an old hound dog in this one”.
Finally, the deputy kicks the blonde’s sack, and the blonde says “Potato”.
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Three girlfriends, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead go into a bar that boasts a bartender that knows every cocktail ever made. The bar has a policy that whoever requests a drink that stumps the bartender, their party drinks free for the night. The girls decide to give it a try. The brunette goes first. “I’ll have an IWW, please.”
“Irish whiskey and water, coming right up.”, he says. Then the redhead goes next. “Give me a C&S, please.”
“Courvoisier and soda, coming right up.”, he replies. “Boy, he IS good, they say.” The blonde says, “I’ll stump him. Give me a 15, please.”
“Hmmm. A 15? Well, I guess you got me, I’ve never heard of a 15, what is it?”
The blonde replies, “Well, duh, a Seven and Seven!”