My neighbors wife’s birthday is tomorrow, she’s like a spoiled brat...He said she told him she wanted something that went from 0-200 fast, and didn’t care what color it was. I suggested he buy her a bathroom scale.
Heard that joke told by Little Jimmy Dickens. It’s a riot. :^)
“Tee-Hee”, she giggled, and skipped girlishly into the bathroom. She sees the gift box, takes off her clothes, opens the gift and pulls out the nightgown. But the saleslady had left the price-tag on it. “One hundred and fifty dollars?!”, she exclaimed, “I can't believe he wasted so much money!” So she decides she is going to make him return it and steps out of the bathroom, stark naked.
“Well, what do you think?” she asks. He rubs his eyes, then blinks a few times, then says,
“Heck, for a hundred and fifty bucks you'd think they would have at least ironed it!”