[Impala64ssa]

Whaddya call a guy with no arms and no legs:
at your front door?
Matt
tacked up on a wall?
Art
in a hot tub?
Stu
in the middle of the ocean
Bob

[ConservativeChris]

In your mailbox? Bill

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter he wont come anyway.

Why Can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman.