[Portcall24]

University of Oregon 1964...History of Western Civilization...Girl on the front row with short skirt, no undies and legs spread, until the little old professor looks over the podium and says, “Young lady, would you mind closing the Gates of Hell?”

[Puddleglum]

University of Oregon 1964...History of Western Civilization...Girl on the front row with short skirt, no undies and legs spread, until the little old professor looks over the podium and says, “Young lady, would you mind closing the Gates of Hell?”

Hah!

[supremedoctrine]

Turnabout is fair: Same year, Highland Park High School, north of Chicago. Teacher springs a pop quiz on the class,
and when he collects the papers, says, “That was one of my little quizzies”. A girl named Lynn G. says “If that was one of your little quizzies, I like to see one of your little testies”.
Bear in mind, I only HEARD this happened.