[Kenny Bunk]

I am somewhat pro-sewer, actually. But I am anti-catalytic converter because having a 1500-degree lump of red hot metal under one's posterior is no way to go through life ... or even Mexico. Were Global Warmers scientifically serious they would have to be dead-set against catalytic converters. Besides being hotter than a Mexican porn star, CCs do a fantastic job of converting harmless water vapor and CO2 into the far more dreaded NOx (the "x" because the warmholes don't eggsackly know what that is either).

BTW, is there one candidate from either party who knows the difference between a a Victrola and a Venturi? When I am elected, all American family cars will be powered by small, digitally managed, turbo-charged diesels, will get 45 mnpg, have chrome bumpers, no airbags, round sealed beam halogen headlights ($14.95 @ Pep Boys), weigh in at less than 1 1/4 ton, and sell for under $12,000, with AC and the 8-track. No PW, PDL, PSeats, PS. Auto trans is a must. They will be tax free, up to that spec. After that, you can buy whatever the hell you want with a 25% surcharge.

[Pelham]

KB, if those diesels are SUVs that is a winning platform. I say toss your chapeau in the ring!

You don't have a bevy of pissed off women in your background who can scuttle your campaign, do you?

PS I am somewhat pro-sewer, actually.

As was Benjamin "Beast" Butler, the yankee oppressor of New Orleans! The local femmes fâchés were in the habit of dousing the Beast with the contents of their chamber pots which likely added to his enthusiasm for plumbing.