[Tatze]

I was sitting in my room, and heard a knock at my window. I turned around, and saw Alyssa Milano looking into my bedroom. As I opened the window, she aggressively forced her way in and had her way with me.

I’ve been emotionally scarred ever since. I can’t prove it, but it happened.

Dude! Emotionally scarred by Alyssa Milano having her way with you??

You definitely lose whats left of your man card for that!!

[cableguymn]

I was going to say.. I was a teen in 1991... It sounds more like a wet dream to me.

Even more so if she really did it!

[Never on my watch]

Dude! Emotionally scarred by Alyssa Milano having her way with you??

You definitely lose whats left of your man card for that!!

That's why he didn't go public until now.