I'm sorry... but in 99 weeks, you could teach yourself at least basic computer skills from used (and therefore inexpensive) books. If you're smart, you could probably even teach yourself web design or programming in that much time.
Um, no. I have programmed before and not everyone is cut out for it. Computer science is a MATH discipline. People who hate programming usually write lousy code. Please keep them as far away from me as possible, thanks.