[Hot Tabasco]

The enraged Turk then lunged at his stunned assailant, nailing him with a punch

I guess the Turk just isn't a morning person. Lots of people are cranky in the morning until they get their first cup of coffee......

[dead]

Here's Rocky, the deranged Turk who is actually the hero of the story!

"I waisted my youth with Turkeys brain-washing and head-ironing. I wish I never spent any moment in their schools!!!
- Rocky Iskender

Truer words were never spoken, my friend.