Do Aliens Love Football? Two UFO Sightings Explained [Cowboys loss explained]

Life's Little Mysteries ^ | 03 November 2011 10:23 AM ET | Benjamin Radford

[Bender2]

Do Aliens Love Football? Two UFO Sightings Explained
By Benjamin Radford, Life's Little Mysteries Contributor
03 November 2011 10:23 AM ET

Who knew extraterrestrials were football fans?
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About a week earlier, a bright light was spotted by a television viewer of "Sunday Night Football". The viewer, identified only as by his "reedickyaluss" YouTube profile name, had noticed something odd during the broadcast: During an intro shot of the St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans, a bright light streaked across the night sky. He replayed the scene a few times on his TiVo, and posted the video on YouTube.

[Bender2]

Look at the video and I'll explain why this caused Dallas to get beat by them Gold Less Iggles!

[Bender2]

Okay, I confess! It was my fault... my Boys got clobbered by them galldurned Uggles!

My plan was based on an earlier event... but mine went terribly wrong!

I paid this Alien acquaintance of mine to whiz by in his UFO... and sprinkle some Cosmic Loser Dust on the Iggles, making them unable to get any offense or defense going .

Dude, what the heck... happened?

Sorry, I forgot about it being Galactic Fallback Light Speed Savings Time... and I got to earth a week early.

Didn't you notice Dallas and the Iggles... not playing when you whizzed by?

Look, Bend, all Earthers... look alike to me.

Gadzooks! Serves me right... for trying to fix the game--

Did you learn... a lesson here, Bend?

What lesson... big?

Never eat donuts... just before you wind your watch--

Well, Tom, what do you have to say... about Benders game fixing stunt?

Don, there is no substitute for for 100% hard work... and 110% preparation to insure success on the football field.

And, frankly, Don, I never did meet an Alien Gray... that I could trust far enough to spit!

[catfish1957]

During an intro shot of the St. Louis Cathedral in New Orleans, a bright light streaked across the night sky.

October 30th ...St. Louis 31 New Orleans 21. Bender, I think the aliens got it wrong. They should have been looking for the New Orleans Cathedral in St. Louis. No other way to explain losing to the 0-7 Lambs.

[Bender2]

Okay, Okay, cat! I cause your precious Aint's... to lose a game!

As punishment, when I finish these martinis here... I won't drink any more until lunch!

[Condor51]

*** Look at the video and I'll explain why this caused Dallas to get beat by them Gold Less Iggles! ***

Did you hear that Tony Romo tried to commit suicide with his gun.

But not to worry. He's okay.

The bullet was intercepted.
...............

[spetznaz]

Your posting style is genius.

[Bender2]

Re: The bullet was intercepted.

Now we know what passes for humor... with Bears' fans--

[Lee'sGhost]

Does this mean that Jessica Simpson is an alien? If so, color me abducted!

[Bender2]

Re: Your posting style is genius.

Gadzooks! How in the world... can I not agree with you, spet!

Well, Bend, as they say in Spain... when he's dead wrong is a good example--

[Bender2]

Re: Does this mean that Jessica Simpson is an alien?

No, but she soon... will be--

'Cause I... kinda knocked her up!

[spetznaz]

:)

[Lee'sGhost]

Got milk?!

[Bender2]

Re: Got milk?!

No, but since the boobie fairy has visited... Jess does in spades!

[Condor51]

I'm sorry. I heard that 'joke' about a week ago or so.
It may have been posted here? Can't recall now

And besides Da Bears, I am a Cowboy's fan too. Maybe because 'Da Coach' Ditka played and coached there? I don't know, but I always liked them and Tom Landry (class all the way). And I really rooted for 'The Boys' when they played the Redskins.

Jay Cutler his his issues too, like no O-Line to depend on so he gets 'itchy feet' and just launches the ball. And this Monday night we play the 'Iggles' at their house. That sucks as Da Bears historically stink on MNF. Even in the glory year of '85 MNF was no picnic.

So no offense, bad joke - which Da Bears were during the Rex Grossman era.
(just one bad era as an example of many bad eras)

[wildbill]

No shocker that aliens would be Eagles fans. Only an alien could love Philadelphia.

[Tex-Con-Man]

The explanation for the Cowboys is not nearly as crazy as you would like it to be. It's simple.

Romo’s not the quarterback we've been sold...and Jones is the antichrist.

[Toespi]

Do aliens love football? Don’t know, but we could ask Henry Waxman.

[Bender2]

No offense, Condor, I just have to back up Tony... see, he's going to be my and Jess's kid's godfather--

What? You're sleeping with me... and you knocked up that Jessica skank?

Oooppssss... busted!

Liv, get a clue. He had a kid with me... while you were trapped over here. So expect it-- Bendy's just being Bendy!

Well, I hate to admit it, Fauxlivia, but you've got... a point there--

If he wasn't go great in bed.. I'd kick his shiny metal ass back to Tuesday!

[Lee'sGhost]

LOL! There’s me and probably two other people around here who have the slightest idea what you are talking about.

[Bender2]

Whoa! I thought "Fringe" on your side had better rating than that... On our side, we're the number one show in prime time!

Of course, on our side... we have a lot of gal on gal action--