[mr_griz]

I heard

• that he's a cross-dresser with ties to the Son of Sam Killer.
• Reports are beginning to surface, as well, that Cain robbed some Atlanta children who were running a lemonade stand of their earnings.
• There's a rumor I heard from a friend who has a friend who knows for certain that Cain practices ritual abuse killings of neighborhood cats inside of a pentagram in his basement.
• Some claim that Herman Cain murdered a man in New Orleans in a hushed up barfight episode
• Herman Cain often chuckles while reading the obituary section
• It's beginning to surface that Herman Cain once pulled Santa's beard as a child
• Those who know Cain best say that he spends all of his free time surfing Internet bestiality sites and chatting on 976 numbers
• There's a story about Cain and an intern and a cigar (wait, that ones someone else)
• A campaign insider stated that Cain sometimes forgets to flush after tinkling
• A story about Cain beating his wife and children is going to break very shortly
• Herman Cain was caught vandalizing cars in Atlanta last week but it was hushed up.

And that's just THE BEGINNING! Wait til all the oppo research starts coming down the pike!

[org.whodat]

Man has a double wide full of boom boxes and rap music on 8 track.

[org.whodat]

Man has a double wide full of boom boxes and rap music on 8 track.

[ejonesie22]

Don't forget while at Godfather's his standing order to hold back 3 peperoni from a medium and 5 from a large.

And don't get me started on his source for discount mushrooms...