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To: Covenantor

My favorite “proof” that “fire doesn’t melt steel” uttered by a former neighbor, an English teacher.

“Look, I’ve been cooking on this stainless still grill forever and it has melted yet and neither has the lid. I’ve got a Master’s degree you know.” She said with a sneer.
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lol

My neighbor (also with a Masters in English) mixed Ajax with ammonia to clean her bathroom.

Fortunately, she managed to drive herself to the ER.

Chemistry lesson learned the hard way.


46 posted on 11/01/2011 1:50:36 PM PDT by Mrs.Z
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To: Mrs.Z
Boy! Did I ever botch that proofreading.

Corrected now. It should have read:

"Look, I've been cooking on this stainless steel grill forever and it hasn't melted yet and neither has the lid. I've got a Master's degree you know.?" She said with a sneer.

Good thing that witch moved or I'd never hear the end of it.

Very lucky and near thing for your neighbor.

60 posted on 11/01/2011 2:57:55 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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