i got called into work on a day i was off - some network emergency - i was at the pool so i put on coverup shorts, a tee shirt and shoes and went in to fix the problem
when the elevator door opened, a bunch of people that worked at the same company were on the elevator - on the ride up, a lady made a crack about mt legs and we all laughed - then she made a crack about my big feet and we all laughed
i said ‘and that big feet thing is true too’ - and again we all laughed
got called in for harassment - i counter filed - or threatened to - and it all was dropped
the sexual harassment card has been as overplayed as the race card - which is sad for those that really are harassed
signed - jaded
I think I’ll play a clip of Herman Cain with some Barry White in the background...
(crooning in background)
“Your just as tall as my wife”
Now there’s a pick up artist if I ever heard one. /s
Ha ha!
An contractor came to the house the other day to see if the bathroom vent was vented properly.
He proceeds to tell me that he can’t tell without pulling down the drywall ceiling.
I offered to lend him a mirror and a flashlight.
I’m sure he’ll be filing papers shortly........