my first breaking story is that somebody who knows someone’s third cousin twice removed talked to a psychic one time 50 years ago and the psychic’s great aunt knew someone who had a deacon at church that one time said obama forced goats and small children to do him up the...
now answer those charges obama
my plan b
put on a wig and claim i was the woman cain harassed - but that 3 months of salary did not go very far - so i am suing politico and the ‘journalists’ personally because they broke a sealed case and outted me - this reopened my wounds and threw me into a deep dark pit of despair that will cost me 2 trillion to recover from
I actually knew a guy one time who was running for county commissioner
who stood up at a rally and said,
“Now some of you folks might have heard people say that my opponent
has cheated on his taxes,
has cheated on his wife,
has used drugs,
has a gambling problem,
and is generally not trustworthy.
But you’ll never hear me say those things about him.”