“His process is secret like Colonel Sanders’ eleven different herbs and spices so “
Ironic that you mention the Colonel: KFC hasn’t used those herbs and spices in decades and has replaced most of it with different kinds of salt.
At the KFC here the chicken is decades old. But secret herbs and spices sounds so much better than dull old “salt”.
For instance, anyone ever ask if you like salty food? Probably not. Anyone ever ask if you like spicey food? There ya go.