My advice to the “teacher”.
If you cannot pull of the dress and matching heels with any sort of success as well as the voice and mannerisms, you end up looking like a like a freekin’ rodeo clown and it is better just to stop trying alltogether or only go out dressed like that to clubs where other rodeo clows hang out.
Rodeo clowns serve a very important safety role.
The guy smoked so sometimes he would come out and join us in the smoking area outside. On hot days, the several pounds of blush on his face that he used to cover his whiskers, would start to fade as rivulets of sweat poured down his face.
By the end of the day, his five o'clock shadow was quite noticeable.
An uproar ensued when he tried to use the women's bathroom. Corporate finally sent a company-wide email saying that you go to the bathroom that matches your plumbing. We were actually surprised that they stood their ground.