Depopulate all of Africa and most all of South America, turning them into nature preserves.
Cut the remaining world population to 500 million serfs living in 50 high-rise cities, while they themselves live in small, subsidized, Potemkin villages overlooking the world's most beautiful spots, spending their days dictating to the masses and turning out clay pots.
You know what kills me about all of this? When the elites are indeed sitting in their fine homes, whom do they think is going to provide all of that luxury? The granite countertops, the beautiful architecture and landscaping, the fine sheets they will insist on sleeping on...we know they will want the creme de la creme of everything, and what provides that is FREE MEN ENGAGING IN FREE ENTERPRISE!!!! We strive to make our lives better through innovation and creativity, but if you kill us off and dumb us down YOU LOSE YOU MORONIC, ARROGANT (insert angry cuss word here)!!!!
“while they themselves live in small, subsidized, Potemkin villages overlooking the world’s most beautiful spots, spending their days dictating to the masses and turning out clay pots.”
That’s about right, but I would add a part where these commies are stroking their pointy Leninist beards and drinking absinthe.