Top ten reasons why American men suck (I don't really think so, but I'll give it a whirl...)
1) Lousy fathering. Dads absent or unloving or too busy.
2) Obsessed with porn, or pornographic fetishes of dolls, not even women.
3) Number 2 is very important, because it shapes a boy's perception of the whole world. He sees his dad with porn, and assumes his mother must be unattractive and ugly. No real woman, no matter how attractive, can measure up to the chopped-up pieces of women's bodies he pants over on the computer.
4) Lazy. Thinks the world owes him a job that's like the video games he grows up on. Wants to grow up to make video games, but hasn't any guts to get the training.
5) Can't face working for The Man. Sits at night in his mom's basement watching reruns of the Daily Show. Wants to grow up to be Jon Stewart, and is always practicing his f-bombs and snarkiness.
6) Watches porn on the internet instead of asking a nice girl out for a coffee.
7) Watches porn instead of taking the dog for a run in the park and maybe getting some fresh air.
8) Is always complaining about American Women, so he watches porn of Brazilian women who wear topless thongs
9) watches porn and gets paunchy, but always complaining about Far American Chicks
10) Dreams of the day that he can afford a mail-order bride from the Phillipines, but is really afraid of any demands she would place on him. But she'll probably put up with the porn habit...
The funny thing is that both the “American women suck” and the “American men suck” leave out the most important reasons why American men and American Women become unattractive to the opposite sex. That tells us something important.
(That doesn´t mean that the lists don´t contain a lot of truth, of course)
Touche, Mamzelle!
“6) Watches porn on the internet instead of asking a nice girl out for a coffee.”
Because every time I ask a nice girl out for coffee, she says yes?
More like “no” because she’d rather over-serve me beer and bar food for tips.
I must be in a time warp. Met my wife in my last year of college, and married the next year. That was 40 years ago.
Think it might have stuck.
At this stage of life we are more focused on taking care of our parents than our own lives. Lost my father-in-law 2 years ago, mother-in-law has lived with use for 1-1/2 years (has not walked in 2 years -strokes). my mother has cancer and dementia and my father just had quadruple bypass surgery. We need to have a wing in a hospital (hee hee)
And I have a 36 year old son at home who has serious health issues.
But this is what we do.
Now tell me why “sex” is what is wrong with American men.
By the way I live in the middle of the “Big Nothing”, where life is still somewhat sane. My ancestors moved here in the late 1880’s. We still farm some of the land they originally bought and a bit more.
I dunno. There is a lot of porn in that list.
I think 10 is spin. I have three daughters and I think women raised in the US culture are poison to men. If I were a young man today I might consider learning Spanish and look to Mexico. The men down there make american men look like angels. And the women there are “old fashioned”. What that means is that they understand that men and women have different roles and wish to please their spouse, as opposed to constantly complaining that their spouse is not pleasing them.
Men and women both have their problems in the US, and I think you did touch on a few (especially porn) regarding american males. But what completely changes the equation is american family court. It totally screws men and empowers VERY bad behaved women. Again, that is why roughly 80% of divorces are brought on by the wife.