She been struck hard by the Hillary ugly schtick.
Good GOD almighty is that one ugly girl.
Not Debbie Wasserman Schultz ugly,
But still run screaming in to the night scared ugly.
You could throw her in a mill pond and skim ugly off the top for a month. She’s so ugly she don’t need no bodyguard. If she landed in Dallas the whole state of Texas would be ugly in five minutes. She da cause of Global Uglyin’. She ugly enuff to make Cujo run hide under da porch an jest whimper. She as ugly as Joe Biden is stupid. She so ugly da site o’ her dun made me tawk lak a third grade dropout.
In the south they think she's ugly as homemade soap.
In Kenya they think she's ugly as a mud fence.
She was so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped Hillary.
She was such an ugly baby the hired Nanny had to feed her with a slingshot.
When she went to the zoo on her honeymoon the attendant told her husband "Thanks for bringing it back."
She can't even enter the Halloween costume contest - they told her "No professionals allowed."
Everyone knew she was Bill's and Hillary's pet. When she went off to college they got a real dog.