[NewHampshireDuo]

One of my favorites. We had an opening for a service tech (electronics). Got a decent resume through an agency. Called the guy in for an interview. Didn’t show on time. A while later someone noticed a guy sound asleep in his car in the parking lot. It was him. Badly hung over. He didn’t get in the door.

[going hot]

Motivation noticeably lacking.

[bcsco]

I've been retired for some time. But my favorite (which goes back a couple decades) was the guy who answered on his application:

"Have you ever been injured on the job?". His answer: "Yes".

The next question was "Explain injury". His answer: "Something that hurts you".