Sheriff Pickell doesn’t have his head screwed on right. Maybe he needs a hot bath and then screw the lid on.
...this is another "elections have consequences" story...
...if we keep on electing Sheriff Pickell types....
...we won't have to worry about having to go vote....nothing will count anyway.
...my advice to all living under Sheriff Pickell's authority would be to get rid of him at the first opportunity.