[cripplecreek]

From my drinking days I can attest that checkpoints only catch the stupid. I know every back road withing 100 miles of here because when I drank, that’s where I drove.

[TweetEBird007]

Back roads are generally where checkpoints are set up in Alabama.

[Forgotten Amendments]

From my drinking days I can attest that checkpoints only catch the stupid. I know every back road withing 100 miles of here because when I drank, that’s where I drove.

Drivin' a dirt road, drinking a few beers, listening to the Yankee game and twisting everything Suzyn Waldman says into something dirty ... that's as good as it gets for me.