[Francis McClobber]

Very, very funny!

As for me, I demand that any school mascot who references a Scottsman be renamed.

Hoot Mon!

[Buckeye McFrog]

As for me, I demand that any school mascot who references a Scottsman be renamed.

I presume that list would begin with the Carnegie-Mellon University Tartans. How about alternatives?

the Bytes
the Fighting Foreign Students
the Leftist Actors
the Arrogants
the Big Student Loan
the Tarts
etc.