Oh Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that folks adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
Oh Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
When her muscles start relaxin’
Up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
She once swept an admiral clear off his feet.
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
And now the old boy’s in command of the fleet
For he went and married Lydia!