Gadzooks, this also means Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant... 
had Homer Simpson as an operator!
You realize, Captain, that Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant...
were blasted by the Enterprise using Photon torpedoes!
Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant... 
had Bambi's mom's body fall into the reactor core after man entered the forest!
Ward, Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant... 
operators were as hard on the reactor core as you were on Beaver last night!
Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant.. 
was crush like a bug under a school bus when Global Warming causes a mile high glacier to move south from the North Pole!
Face, Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant... 
blew up when my plan comes together!
Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant.. 
if Obama allows Islamic terrorists to build a Mosque next to the reactor core!
Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant.. 
if Scotty cannot fix the problem in the Jeffrey's Tube!
And, finally, Manhattan and the Bronx would be uninhabitable if the accident-prone Indian Point nuke plant.. 
if I dropped my beer batter shrimp into the reactor's core--
And in an unrelated Mainstream Media report, White House Press Secretary offers no comment... 
on rumors that Mitt Romney led police to catch Rock Perry, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum in a hotel room committing unspeakable acts with Michele Bachmann, but if the reports are true, Mitt Romney, says Carney, is the one GOP candidate the White House fears the most!