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Your result for How good of a Calvinball player are you?...
54% Game_Knowledge and 78% Game_Skill!
Well done! You are part of the 8.7% of the population that landed in this category.* You placed very well in both knowledge of the game and skill.
You probably have a natural talent in Calvinball and you are clearly no dummy. It seems that you have learned that the trick to doing well in Calvinball is not brute strength, but quick wit. With your natural ability you could go far.
There is however still some room for improvement. You are probably already talented enough to beat Calvin, but it will take some more work before you could defeat the quick-witted Hobbes. Keep reading and practicing, and one day you'll be able to take that tiger down.
* This is a made up number.
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