You can burn my house
You can cut my hair
You can make me wrestle naked
With a grizzly bear
You can poison my cat
Baby I don’t care
But if you talk in the movies
I’ll kill you right there
It’s the little things
It’s just the little things
Aw it’s the little things
It’s just the little things
Yeah it’s the little things
That drive me wild
I’m like a mad dog
I’m on a short leash
I’m on a tight rope
Hanging by a thread
I’m on some thin ice
You push me too far
Welcome to my nightmare
No more Mr. Nice Guy
"No problem."
Well of COURSE it isn't a problem, you brachycephalic cretin! A PROBLEM? Hell NO it isn't a problem, it's your gotdang JOB, you moron! Problem? Problem? AHHHHHHH!!!
I mean, a simple "you're welcome" would have served the purposes of discourse perfectly well, easing the social transaction into the arena of adulthood with the unstated but vital structure of mutual respect and a sense of boundary. But no, it has to be "No problem." You want a problem, punk? HUH? YOU WANT A PROBLEM??!? I'LL GIVE YOU A PROBLEM!!!" And in truth no one on the grand jury would blame me for ventilating that miserable specimen's torso with eighteen new belly buttons. Well, they didn't, anyway. The judge said never to let it happen again except if it was in a Starbucks where he figgered it was understandable anyway.
No problem, huh, you bastidges? I gotcher problem RIGHT HERE!
Oh, and as long as I'm venting I don't like service stations that charge you for air either. I mean what the hell, AIR?
You can cut my hair
You can make me wrestle naked
Stop right there.
rofl