Posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:09 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
In the heat of a domestic dispute, a Chicago woman pelted her husband with cupcakes before police arrived to arrest her Saturday night, authorities said.
The sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home in the Brighton Park neighborhood on the Southwest Side, according to a police report.
On Sunday morning, Cook County Circuit Judge Adam D. Bourgeois Jr. ordered electronic monitoring for the woman and a $10,000 bond. She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.
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This should be humiliating to this guy. If I were a responding officer to this, I would have laughed at the guy and told him not to bother calling if she started throwing hard candy.
Such wanton lawlessness CANNOT be ignored! Today cupcakes, tomorrow a double-barreled shotgun! Jail her and keep society safe!/sarcasm;)
Gee, no mention of race in the article. Do you suppose they may be Amish?
I’ve heard tells that Elly May’s cooking could be deadly if thrown.
Yeesh!
What a sissy!
People don’t kill. Cupcakes kill.
Must have been Ding Dongs./
Or Pound Cake. :)
The theme to “COPS” is now running through my head. This would make for a very entertaining segment on their show. I wonder if we should impose a mandatory waiting period to purchase cupcakes and other baked goods that could be used in a domestic assault.
OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....
OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....
I wonder if he was hit in the Funny Bones.
And you posted it twice. :-)
Ar least she didn't use imported batter in the cupcakes....
Are you kidding me? Calling the police when baked sweets are needed for evidence? JUST KIDDING!
I would be afraid of not getting any for myself! Why didn’t he just catch them and eat ‘em.
“I wonder if we should impose a mandatory waiting period to purchase cupcakes and other baked goods that could be used in a domestic assault.”
Hmmmm.. S&W, Colt, Ruger, Hostess, Little Debbie....
More like his breadbasket.
Now if she hit him in the cookies he would have gone crackers.
Oh Lord, ....lol
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