[Vendome]

You have the right to expect the following:

You will be chained by your hands and legs, then pulled up four flights of metal fire escape stairs, feet first.

Then you will be kicked in the family jewels just enough to cause a stomach ache every 15 minutes for 8 hours.

After that, you will be pushed out a window so as to fall four stories into a pile of razor wire 5 rolls high and 5 rolls wide.

You will lay in the pile of razor wire for two days in the desert sun and then I would release a flock of crows and 1 gallon of scarabs right next to you.

But that’s just me.

[Cololeo]

Something tells me that someone discovered exercising their perceived right to molest children may develop a case of local lead poisoning. Just a feeling.