Speaking of unwashed, have you scoped out the Sheila Jackson Lee soundboard?
http://michaelberry.ktrh.com/pages/SheilaJacksonLee.html
I love the Sheila Jackson-Lee soundboard.
I listen to Michael Berry regularly and frequently go to his site. Michael is teh awesome. There have been a couple of times I've almost driven off the road from laughing at something he's doing.