Oh thou most greatest of sages, thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the reading from your most treasured and esteemed crystal ball into the future that allows us visions which otherwise none of us saps in flyover country can discern, but thanks to your magnanimous genius we are able to cross into the opaque fog of the political uncertainty of months to come. We are not worthy! We are not worthy! Most noble and intelligent prophet of the unwritten script. It is all so clear now. I’ll call Mr. Cain urge him to drop out right away.
LOL! Well done.