I’m still praying for dysentery to start spreading in that mob and have the ‘screaming $hits’ diarrhoea kick in. Then, they can all $hit their pants, in their sleeping bags and on each other. They would be begging the driver of the cop car to help them, as they are bent over holding their stomachs.
Hmmm, certainly a good place to start. It would be perfect if members of the Tea Party, dressed as historical figures, had the toilet paper concession.