Hire me. Haven’t moved a widget in days....
LOL!
Will do!
I plan on running a small shop. It will be one of those $500 million for 30 jobs type ventures like the regime is known for. We’ll give ourselves, and several generations of our future families, and then call it a day in bankruptcy court! If that isn’t a modern day, 21st century American success story, I don’t know what is.
Hell, I know our parents had it rough, but what are we gonna tell our kids? “Son... You have it made. I didn’t get my first bailout until I was 15 years old, and I even had to apply for it!”