“If Romney is our nominee, once people tune in and listen to him, we are SCREWED. He is the quintessential, ya gotta check to see if you still have your wallet thing after he speaks. He is King of the Slimeballs.”
Or Queen.
Or Jester.
Or Bishop.
Or Catamite.
Hey! Whatever you want him to be, he will be - as long as he is talking to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!