We should donate NoVA to DC or Maryland. I'm sick of them offsetting our votes, and they would be politically happier there. I'm beginning to know what it feels like to be a conservative/libertarian type person living in the interior regions of California or PA, and it sucks!
This time we got a secret for you though. Kaine is ALSO secretly Jewish and is known to consort with known Mormons and Arab terrorists.
Allen will win in a landslide!