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To: Lazlo in PA

“Hannah has had sex behind a chicken coop”

I shot a duck in my underwear once.


38 posted on 10/10/2011 9:38:16 AM PDT by tumblindice (Don't Tread On Me)
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To: tumblindice
I shot a duck in my underwear once.

What was a duck doing in your underwear?

49 posted on 10/10/2011 9:45:43 AM PDT by ReignOfError
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To: tumblindice
I shot a duck in my underwear once.

I'm not even gonna ask how a duck got in your underwear, but weren't you concerned about a ricochet?

50 posted on 10/10/2011 9:46:19 AM PDT by orlop9
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To: tumblindice
I shot a duck in my underwear once.

That takes a careful aim!

I went to work in my bathrobe, when I had a horrible skin rash during my first pregnancy. My boss said it was more important for me to be there than to be dressed! I came in at 5:00 a.m., he put me in a back-corner cubicle, and people passed me tax forms over the partition.

After a few days, the dermatologist gave me lovely steroids, and I was able to wear real clothes again.

62 posted on 10/10/2011 9:54:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick (A poor excuse for a pirate. Arrrr, you get what you pay for!)
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To: tumblindice

“I shot a duck in my underwear once.”

Pervert ;-)


97 posted on 10/10/2011 11:04:25 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: tumblindice

Trying very hard, can’t seem to resist, must give in...

“How he got in my underwear I’ll never know!”

Sorry, couldn’t help it.


107 posted on 10/10/2011 1:44:55 PM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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To: tumblindice
I shot a duck in my underwear once.

Goodness! I hope that you missed the family jewels.

135 posted on 10/11/2011 6:09:36 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: tumblindice

Why was the duck wearing your underwear?


142 posted on 10/11/2011 8:21:51 AM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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To: tumblindice

Why was the duck wearing your underwear?


143 posted on 10/11/2011 8:21:54 AM PDT by Eaker ("If someone misquotes you, it's because they know you're right.")
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