Well, THAT's a lie.
Unless it's the Acme School of Dog Washing and Dishwasher Repair, or they got a degree in Queer Studies or a similarly useless major. Anybody with top honors/magna cum laude would have a job lined up and the employer would be fast-tracking a citizenship application for them as an "essential employee".
This guy's just making up a sob story hoping somebody will buy his shpiel.
>> Unless it’s the Acme School of Dog Washing and Dishwasher Repair, or they got a degree in Queer Studies ...
Hey, are you making fun of EVERY community college or well over half the universities in America?
Well, you’re dead on! I know whereof you speak - my best buddy from university days in the ‘60s was the dean of admissions for one of the nation’s largest community colleges. His deadpan line when the topic came up:
“We gwine ta collie.”
Sadly, he wasn’t kidding. He often said the first three semesters in community college were devoted to covering what these freeloading, underwear and ass-crack showing yo-yos should have learned in high school.