Smartest thing you've ever said. It expresses your ignorance in the most succinct manner possible.
Yes. Whenever YOU say something, I admit that I am just as lost as I can be trying to understand it. The words YOU use look like English, but they don’t seem to make any sense at all. I have the same problem with this homeless guy in the church parking lot, who talks to his shopping cart. I can’t make heads or tails of what he talks about, either.