Oh yes, I did yammer. I found out there is something called "pseudolaw" which is "Pseudolaw encompasses any legal theory developed or action taken that relies heavily on frivolous arguments trumped up in legal language." I just did a Internet Article on it. Anyway, there have been people in history who have done this a lot, like people who say you don't have to pay taxes, and stuff, which you can read about some of these weird delusions here:
Idiot Legal Arguments
Anyway, there are some ways you can spot when somebody is doing this, and you hit either 2 or 3 of them in just one thread, depending on how you look at it. Maybe more.