[silverleaf]

Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.”

Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”

Ridiculously sexist rude and false!
and LOL!

[Daveinyork]

Lady Astor to Winston: “You sir are drunk.”

Winston: “But tomorrow, I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.”